Jersey Shore Family Vacation
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Instead of roses, we should give them vodka seltzers, Nicole suggests.
Meanwhile, the rest of the gang fans out across the city.
MVP are off to Mokai, the club whereFrench Fryunforgettably entered our lives, but Ronnie stays home.
(Sidebar: IVE NEVER HAD THE WORST EXPERIENCE THAN IN MOKAI!!!
a typically scathing review for this now-closed establishment, theYelp pageof which is worth perusing.)
Too bad they didnt bring the cross with them to the club.
(Vinnys bang out is, apparently,women at work who are trying to do their jobs.)
He snakes an arm around her waist and whispers in her ear, Youre the devil.
I rebuke you, Satan, he tells his horny pal.
Vinny is so drunk on the ride home that its giving me the spins to watch him.
The waitress is like my wife.
Back home, he appears to fall asleep sitting up, snoring as his head rests in his hands.
As Pauly asks, What kind of guido math is that?
Deena declares Operation Find Pauly D Some Love back on.
Vinny equips himself and the guys with signs asking, Do You Want to Marry DJ Pauly D?
The girls arguably do even worse, as their strategy of shouting boobs!
at strangers through their car windows fails to close any deals.
Worried that Pauly will be disappointed, Jenni proposes they bake him a conciliatory Funfetti cake instead.
Pauly, who dressed up for the occasion, sits down in the living room, smiling anxiously.
Hes still expecting to meet a human, non-cake woman and so his matchmakers introduce … Victoria.
Vinny appears, in a long wig and actually a pretty nice velvet dress.
For now, as one of the girls notes, he looks like Jesus.
If nothing else, Vinnys Victoria offers interesting insight into what he believes women to be like.
Nevertheless, Pauly is delighted, and scoops Victor/Vin-toria into his arms.
If youre going tofall in love at the Jersey Shore, at least verify its true love.
