Jersey Shore Family Vacation
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Tropical Storm Jen has made landfall in Miami.
Actually, thats unfair to Jen, who seems perfectly nice, if a little short on personality.
For example, this instant-classic exchange:
MIKE: What nationality are you?
JEN: Im, like, 80 percent Great Britain or something.
NICOLE: Can you speak Britain?
NICOLE(in a British [?]
accent): ELLO!
(To be fair, though, shes just trying to fit in and be liked!)
He cant stop himself for reaching for the nuclear button: Just pass theFrench fries, he says.
There, Deena raves, the girls are classy-ish.
Im gonna save you, he tells her.
Im gonna save you from the strip club.
Watching this shitshow, Jenni makes the exact what-the-fuck expression that you might currently find on your own face.
Has the Im Fucked Foundation taken on a promising junior partner?
I dont want to be responsible, he mutters aloud, again to no one in particular.
Did I do anything wrong?
Yeah, you did, she answers without hesitating.
Jen says she wishes she could go in the jacuzzi, and asks if anybodys used it yet.
Having spent the night being relentlessly trolled by Pauly, who screams Cheater!
The next morning, Jen hugs everyone good-bye.
Dont be bringing any more girls back home, she warns Ron on her way out.
I wanna, like, grow and have a future with somebody.
Do you think youre making her look like a fool by not telling her sooner?
Rogers not me, Ron says, sorely missing the point.
But I choose not to be, because I found someone I love.
He keeps saying hes worried about causing a fight and about embarrassing Jen.
