Jersey Shore Family Vacation
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What ifJersey Shore Family Vacations heavyseason premierewas just a bad dream?
Sadly, this was not to be.
In the bathroom, Ron phones Jen.
No one wants to hear your fucking psychobabble shit … she says, per the captions.
Youre not going to see her.
Dude, youre overloading yourself, she says, gently.
Where are you running to?
He breaks down sobbing.
SallyAnns advice: Do not wait until [the babys] old enough to understand.
Anyway, I lost $50.
Why would you want to be with somebody who would hold a baby from you?
Pauly asks, not doing much to disguise his disgust.
Youre way better than that.
Nicole says, and hoo boy, are they going towishit was Angelina.
An angry Jen and a friend have arrived to confront Ronnie.
They can talk then.
On her way out, she tears her mic off, shouting, You guys are fucked up!
You guys are fucking liars!
So I wouldnt say that went great, no.
Every scene that came before feels like it was treading water in anticipation of this very ugly fight.
(For the record, Ronnie does not deny this, at least not that we see.
Its certainly not enjoyable to watch.
Whats happening between Ron and Jen is deeply upsetting, especially given that a child is involved.
Security tries to hold Jen back before she seemingly strikes Ron.
The picture abruptly goes dark echoing the Snooki punch, the second-most-famous cut-to-black moment in Italian-American-centric pop culture.
I dont give a fuck, Ill go to jail, Jens voice is heard saying.
