Jersey Shore Family Vacation
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Burger King caters some extremely conspicuous sponcon, for the second time this season.
Vinny is so committed to his paycheck that he consumes his first carbs in 27 days.
Vinny suggests an intriguingly specific wager: The loser must kiss the winners feet.
For whom are the stakes higher?
After a long, mutually well fought battle, Vinny wins.
Angelina kneels on the grass and pays homage to his very veiny foot, then runs away, screaming.
Apparently, this was all Vinny required to end their feud.
Toe kissed, beef squashed.
The gang splits up along gender lines to go out.
There is something veryTwin Peaksabout this whole scene.
says, Every girl is fat.
She storms back inside to confront him.
Were you just making fun of a pregnant girl?
I was, he says.
She calls him a fucking bitch.
He cops to being a big bitch, and callshera bitch for good measure, too.
Among Wajionnis associates is Chrissy, a girl Angelina recognizes and despises.
That girls such a trash bag.
Shes a stripper and shes a piece of shit, Angelina explains in a confessional.
Other than that, shes a really good person.
The roomies ditch him for the rooftop lounge and the partying resumes.
But Mr. White Linen Pants follows them there, flipping theJersey Shorecrowd the bird.
You want something, my guy?
The crowd chants Pauly!
as Wajionni is escorted out of the lounge.
But this is not the end of our tale.
Downstairs, Ron walks out of the mens room and right into Turdface himself.
I call a fat chick a fat chick, baby, he says, poking Ronnies chain.
A magnitude 6.5 Ronpage has been triggered: Ron is ready to fight.
Me when theres any kind of high-profile boxing match:Why would people pay money to watch a fight?
Me right now:Kill this man.
I wish to see you pull his entrails out from his abdominal cavity with your teeth.
You fucking 5 foot 3 loser!
Outside, Wajionni is nowhere to be found, but Angelinas nemesis is very much present.
The cast are standing on a slightly elevated patio; Chrissy is screaming Angelinas a whore from the sidewalk.
Shoes are suddenly flying everywhere; there are perhaps more shoes in play than there are human feet.
You might as well lock me the fuck up.
(Aww, I guess this means Angelina really is part of the family now!)
