Jersey Shore Family Vacation
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Some sad news, to begin with: Mike has been sentenced toeight months in prisonfor tax evasion.
At least Mike and Lauren are due to get married early next month, before hell need to self-surrender.
(By the way, may I direct you to theirCrate & Barrel registry?
Okay, two good reasons.)
The gang prepares a grilled cheese, burgers, and hot dogs for a good old-fashioned family dinner.
Mike calls upon Angelina to say grace.
She embraces the opportunity with great sincerity, until Vinny cuts her off mid-sentence.
Hes playing a dangerous game.
Pauly emits a 15-second oooooh, takes a breath, and then begins again.
The other women, who could plainly not be more delighted by this development, start chanting, Chamber!
All in all, Angelina lasts about a minute before spilling, which I consider impressive.
Are you guys going to listen to this lunatic?
Vinny protests, weakly.
I unreservedly 100 percent believe Angelina on this matter.
And worse still, she says, he wanted to take heron a date.
Hearing this, Pauly cant physically stay in his seat, dance-convulsing around the room.
will inevitably boil over.
Protect the pregnant girl!
Danny looks the same, which is to say that Danny is still hot.
Why do so very manyJersey Shoreplot points hinge around one bathroom or another?
Angelina cannot, molecularly, resist a dare.
Inquiring minds, namely Jennis, want to know: Does Angelina want to bang Vinny or what?
She says she doesnt shes engaged.
Were overdue for a dispatch fromJersey Shores Western Sadness Bureau.
has come to visit and help out.
No matter what, though, Ronnie cant be trusted with a plus one.
(This is true the restaurant was alsofined $15,000by New Jersey regulators.)
Nicole, meanwhile, is rocking aWheres the Beach?
(Obviously I love it.)
Something nice, something more for 30-year-olds, Jenni agrees.
Where will the chilly, salty winds off the Atlantic blow them next?
I could go on, but I wont, but know that I want to.
An abandoned garbage barge drifting half a mile out from Sandy Hook?)
