Jersey Shore Family Vacation
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For Lauren and Mike, proposal day has finally come!
Theres some really deep-rooted issues here, Mike tells the guys.
Shes not even mad at me; shes mad at somebody else.
!level drunk not to pick up on.
Butishe happy with Jen?
Honestly, all signs point to no.
But Ron is not there yet.
Were T-minus two hours to blastoff.
A white carpet is rolled out.
Pauly works the turntables.
Ron precariously wrestles a huge cluster of balloons through the front door.
Nicole swats at a spiderweb with a broom.
He instructs them to follow the trail of love, a.k.a.
rose petals, which lead them to the backyard, where the women are waiting.
Im going to cry.
Fuck me in the asshole, Nicole says, watching them approach.
Youre my best friend, my sweetheart, my better half, you make me a better person.
like make me the happiest man on earth, he says, dropping to one knee.
Will you kindly marry me?
Yes, duh, she will!
Vinny pops a bottle and presents the happy couple with celebratory rainbow cookies.
A spontaneous group dance party breaks out around, and then sort of in, the pool.
I will gladly take any of the mini donuts you guys didnt get around to eating off your hands!
Alone with their tribe once again, the gang reflects on how little vacation they have left.
But an unexpected backlash is about to come for Saint Mike.
It certainly doesnt seem to be!
But is this the right moment to bring this up?
To Jenni, not at all.
If Mikes concerns were genuine, she argues, he would be sharing them with Ron directly.
Lo and behold, Ron walks in and Jenni immediately announces, Hes talking shit.
(Like any good scientist, Jenni enjoys making and then rigorously testing a hypothesis.)
You better believe were coming in hot to the season finale.
