Jane the Virgin

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Mateo desperately wants his parents to be together, of course.

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He cant live with the uncertainty of Jane and Rafael exploring romantic possibilities.

So inevitably, Jane and Rafael have to make a decision.

Even though Jane (and the audience) doesnt really trust Rafael yet?

Do they announce theyre not going to be together, even though they both want to try?

Were experiencing some whiplash about how fast Rafael went from bad gross dude to desirable romantic hero?

Well, so is Jane.

So is Rafael, in fact.

Were concerned that he doesnt have his life together?

Were not sure how to trust him?

They say all the worrying stuffout loud.

Its smart, and I think its about as effective as you could hope for.

It works, mostly.

Ithinkit can do it, but wow, is it a tricky needle to thread.

A dad as a culturally unusual primary daytime caregiver, sure, but still.

He could do it in his new therapy sessions!

It wasnt ever about Rafael, and Jane shouldnt just get to ditch brunch.

But Im most excited about the Petra story this week because Ilovethe idea of Jane ghostwriting Petras book.

When this inevitably happens, my reward will be knowing that you all know how right I was.

If it does not happen, obviously I expect everyone to forget I ever mentioned it.

Im also looking forward to the Rise of Krishna, whichhasto be coming one of these days.

Until then, who is manipulating JR?!

Will Jane actually write a50 Shadesbook?

Jeez, I gotta be careful not to overuse that!

hed say, before hitting the DUN DUN button again.

Hey Narrator, could we maybe get just atouchmore of that Jane and RafaelFifty Shadesscene?

Just … just a little?

She scares him off with the specter of Heidi and Spencer, and he is duly chastened.

If you take a selfie and no one sees it, do you even exist?

Especially now that Rogelios taking a telenovela break for a bit let the woman have a career!