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Like why do we still use paper to vote?

I dont even use paper to wipe my ass.

I use a bidet.

And like, why do I have to go out to vote?

Cant you just Postmates the election to me?

Like, oh, Tony will be here in 20 minutes with my ballot and my seaweed salad?

Thiscomedian on the riseis definitely one to keep watching.

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