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As youmay have recently read, I loved the newTransformersmovie,Bumblebee.
Its got a big yellow robot thats basically going through its gangly puppy phase of development.
No, theres a bumblebee in my bonnet thanks to the movies farcical representation of California geography.
If you havent spent much time on the West Coast, hey follow me on this asinine journey.
you might get the hell out.
Madeline would have spent half an episode bitching about such a plane!
I cannot abide this flattening of entire regions!
California is not a monolith.
Not about folding space and time!
Are they using the gravity drive to travel?
This is an attack on our common sense!
As they parted ways I thought,Surely, Charlie didnt submit herself to being stranded on this cliff.
Why not just put her on the surface of Mars?!
And yet, that is exactly what she did!
My beautiful robot boy would never!
Im mad as hell at this disrespect and I wont quietly take it anymore.
