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ShouldOnce Upon a Deadpooleven count as an actual movie?
But what actually happens if Hollywood fully starts down this path?
And maybe even producing them in such a way as to make such versioning easier?
These movies already suck all the air out of the room when they come out.
Do we really need the same ones to keep doing it over and over again?
The results barely hang together as a movie.
An early sequence of Deadpool killing child traffickers is now basically gone.
And several new moments had me in stitches.
I did not say this picture was smart.
So now its winking again but its winking through its own winks.
It feels like overkill.
Its a sick, dumb joke that you cant help but laugh at.
And as soon as you do, you feel bad about falling for the gag.
I wish I could f-[bleep] this movie.
