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(I never got around to switching over to Fox News on Tuesday night because: self-care.)
(Note: Nobody calls it that.)
The sleeves of his button-down shirt are, without fail, rolled up to the elbow.
Hes an affable graduate school professor on the outside, and full Hermione Granger on the inside.
(Their location is surely embedded that map somewhere.)
Now check on Oregon!
He may not even need to zoom into the map to explain it.Steve Kornacki probably already knows.
But last night, MSNBC took things to another level.
Williams referred to him deferentially as both Coach K and the hardest-working man in show business.
The dude had at least four battery packs hooked into the back of his belt.
One of them was probably for his mic.
What were the other ones for?
Damned if I know.
Probably whatever energy source gives him life?
If Steve Kornacki is a robot, c’mon HBO: Make a show aboutthatversion ofWestworld.
(Again, I say to you, Iowa: How did you reelect Steve King?!)
Alas, apparently he has to sleep.
Or at least thats what MSNBC wants us to believe.
I dont have full confidence in where this country is headed or what might happen in the 2020 election.
