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Austin Richard Post has officially won our hearts and theres no going back.
because its justswooooonfrom start to finish.
After asking Lipa and Mai if they watchLove Island theyre Londoners, of course they do!
No, dude, this one is good, he says.
Its all about the concept.
Dont be so quick to judge.
Why caring about the Grammys is like trying to get the girl.
Post Malone:Its like liking a girl in middle school, right?
But then youll do the little bullshit, like 50 pushups at home, and hope she notices.
But if she doesnt, whatever, its fine.
Lipa:Beautiful analogy!
Post Malone:[Stage-whispering into the recorder] I shouldve gotten a nom last year.
On his cat, who hell probably take to the Grammys if were lucky.
Id probably bring my cat.
Id roll up with her fluffy tail.
People would probably love that.
Just look at this woke bae.
Last year was just super fucking ignorant to female artists.
Theres so many dope-ass people that deserve to get a nom, never mind win.
Something that works for everyone.
Leonardo DiCaprioandwood-carving all in the same analogy.
Its like any craft.
Im going to stay and carve wood until Im the fucking best.
Play the Leonardo DiCaprio game.
We love a humble boy.
Didnt Kanye say, I keep my Grammys in my sock drawer?
For artists like us, its cool to be acknowledged.
Its like getting an A or something.
For something we made ourselves.
Yeah, so, whens the wedding?
Post Malone:I might take it easy.
I might wear a cummerbund.
I might wear a Benedict Cumberbatch.
Lipa:On a T-shirt!
Post Malone:Yes!
Ill just wear a T-shirt with Benedict Cumberbatch on it.
And then suddenly everyones wearing Benedict Cumberbatch T-shirts.
