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Sometimes the insults evolve as the writers revise.
This meeting isnt happening, you whale pube.
Jonah: Well, let it show that tonights official count cannot be trusted.
Furlong: Cheeto-flavored Christ!
You will not desecrate my convention with any of that Muslim-math nonsense.
They also punch up the Muslim-math line.
The table-read version:
Furlong: There is no record.
This meeting isnt happening,Kareem-on-my-face Abdul-Jabbar.
Jonah:Well, let the no-record show that tonights official count cannot be trusted.
Furlong:Fiery-hotCheeto-flavored Christ!
Writer Pete Huyck suggests Furlong could say both.
The shooting-script version:
Furlong: There is no record, Kareem-on-my-face Abdul-Jabbar.
This meeting isnt happening.
Jonah: Let the no-record show that the official count cannot be trusted.
3.Just before shooting the Furlong scene, the writers gather to punch it up yet again.
The pre-shoot rewrite:
Jonah: I just want to say that the official count cannot be trusted.
Jonah:The only thing I smear on my asylum walls is truth!
Furlong:Because you have malfunctioning Taiwanese-made Christmas lights in lieu of a nervous system, Kareem-on-my-face Jabbar.
4.During shooting, Bakkedahl tries some alts that change the Christmas-lights line.
Furlong: Because you were born with three umbilical cords wrapped around your neck, Hep-C Kevin McHale.
