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Growing up is difficult.
We all reach adulthood at different points.
Just because your college BFF spends Saturday nights with her pet rock doesnt necessarily mean shes delusional.
For example, the other day I visited my friend Katie and her pet rock Stevie.
Because its a rock, so its never not asleep.
Suggest pet rock-friendly activities for the group.Dont invite all your friends to the beach to skip stones.
This is insensitive to those with pet rocks.
Remember that time you kept your dead gerbil in your freezer?
This is like that.
Do NOT ask your friends if theyre expecting another pet rock until theyve told you they are.This is body-shaming.
Its pet rocks not pets rock.This is a critical grammatical distinction.
Later, I told him I wasnt ready for a pet rock because I hadnt even tried Molly yet.
This kind of open communication is key.
Do you know what my friend Tracy did?
She commented, you wont even know what #adulting is until you get a pet rock.
She acts like the only possible fulfillment in life comes from having a pet rock!
I told her that I can live a perfectly happy, satisfying adult life without one.
I dont care what my friends say, I dont need a rock to be a fully actualized woman!
Make new friends.This is important.
Maybe the problem is you.
