How to Get Away With Murder

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Why was Annalise defending this woman in a class-action suit?

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BECAUSE THE WOMAN PLED GUILTY TO MURDERING HER WIFE WITH HER CAR.

I would like an entire podcast dedicated to this fictional case.

But I guess well talk about all the drama in the lives of these characters.

Lets get to it.

Everyone is getting their new apartments set up and Annalise is moving into averynice andveryexpensive apartment.

What kind of real estate is available in this moderately sized East Coast town?

Meanwhile, Laurel cant find child care!

Women, can they have it all?

The hot lab tech comes to see Nate with more information about the mysterious DNA.

Gabriel is a murderer.

Thats the only reason you have a flip phone in the year 2018.

Annalise goes with Michaelas plan and Michaela immediately turns into a cutthroat monster.

She also believes that this case is some sort of cosmic retribution for Simon.

Annalise snaps her back to reality.

If their client is deported, shes definitely going to be killed.

Good luck, Michaela.

He goes on a tirade in the courtroom thatno one stops.Someone should have said something.

He just started screaming MY TESTIMONY and screaming that Annalise cant fix an unjust system.

Time to find a new strategy.

Leave poor Bonnie out of this.

Shes got enough to deal with.

Annalise cuts her down to size and brings in Oliver to help her investigate.

Frank takes Baby Christopher out as an excuse to talk to a hot girl in the street at night.

Bonnie is having dinner with Ron in his office when she kisses him.

Everyone is getting it in.

Emmett goes to see Annalise in her office and he starts out friendly and offers Annalise a new case.

He tries to work with her but she wants to do the cases she wants.

Laurel goes to Franks house to pick up the baby and the hot chick is upstairs.

Its not immoral but its definitely uncouth.

Annalise has Oliver look into the clients sons records.

They find he has an account on an alt-right website.

Back in court, Annalise goes after the son to make him confess on the stand.

Get him to confess to the murder ON THE STAND.

He starts saying things like, People like you set us back.

Annalise starts revealing all kinds of info (she doesnt have) to trick him into confessing.

Next thing you know, hes being led out in cuffs.

Turns out the woman Frank was sleeping with was Gabriels roommate and Frank bribed her to kick Gabriel out.

Then Gabriel got an apartment in Ashers building and Frank installed nanny cams everywhere.

WHAT A PLAUSIBLE STORY LINE!

Ron is impressed and hires Asher on the spot.

Can we be done with Laurels family?

Lets be done with this.

They get Baby Christopher into the Caplan & Gold day care.

Emmett comes to see Annalise and hes not so friendly this time.

He chastises her and forces her to take the Psycho CEO case.

Annalise is like, Girl, even for me, thats messy.

But Bonnie is happy and if Ron knew everything in Bonnies file, he wouldnt be interested in her.

Nate is examining the file about the birth of Bonnies baby.

The baby was abandoned at a hospital but it was kidnapped from the hospital.

Theres someone in a very grainy photo that could be Bonnie walking out with the baby.

Michaela and Laurel storm into the bathroom to find her but only Michaela notices the blood on Bonnies leg.

Whose blood is that?

Tell me whose blood that is.

Repeat with a slow fade to darkness.