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Im so used to bad reviews, Gaspar Noe told me yesterday, on a rooftop in Cannes.

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He wasnt lamenting their existence, though: I really enjoy them when theyre very mean!

Ive always wanted to make a poster out of my bad reviews and frame it.

You despisedI Stand Alone, the poster taunts, referencing Noes incest-laden debut.

Noe, a natural-born provocateur, had somehow made a crowd-pleasing hit.

He shook his head, not yet used to all the acclaim.

I expected a worse response than my previous movies, he admitted.

The last movie I did had 85 percent negative press.

On this one, I said, I hope I get 90.

The energy was so happening, so crazy, said Noe.

Ive never been to a party or a club that I enjoyed as much.

Off a one-page outline, he enticedThe Mummystar Sofia Boutella to topline the film.

It was very fun to create the movie like a collective.

I was asking every actor, Who do you want to kiss?

Who do you want to fuck?

And she said, Id rather have a girl.

Some of them are 18!

he said, flabbergasted.

Most of the others were 21, 22.

Still, he was amused to usher his young cast into a pre-iPhone era.

I still cant get used to a smartphone, said Noe.

Theres something I really dislike about it, but for a new generation, life without smartphones never existed.

Im happy that the movies probably going to be commercial, said Noe.

In the meantime, Noe has been enjoying a surprisingly stress-free Cannes.

The only thing I can do better than them is holding the camera.

Naturally, he was a fan.

I thought it was so funny!

He has a very cold humor, but I enjoyed it so much.

Its like a Todd Solondz movie, so dark.

All the sadistic scenes were so funny that people were staring at me because I couldnt stop laughing.

As Noe recalled how angry von Triers film made his fellow moviegoers, he grinned.

Whether it was a smile born from empathy or envy, I couldnt tell.