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Asher Perlmanis a comedian and writer living in Brooklyn.

(For more info, visit hiswebsite.)
Im reminded of this whenever theres a long line at the airport, or a train delay.
Something unique about me is that I love dogs.
Theyre loyal, reliable, and devoid of all judgment.
It truly breaks my heart when I see dog owners expect their pets to understand things beyond their capabilities.
Generally, if an idea feels simple and like something Id rather see than read, I draw it.
This is part of an ongoing series called Modern Socrates.
Socrates was clearly brilliant, but he was also very silly and would have been infuriating to be around.
Some people I follow who I really enjoy areRoss BryantandHilary Campbell.