Floribama Shore
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As we go onWe rememberAll the times weHad togetherAnd as our lives changeCome whateverWe will still beFriends forever…
I, for one, will never be the same.
But this isnt over.
Kirk bangs angrily on a door on his way upstairs.
Shes lucky thats not her fucking face, for real, he says.
Aimeecomesfor him with the same murderous intensity that is the No.
1 symptom of the28 Days Laterzombie-rage virus.
Kirk sounded just like her ex, Aimee explains, and it triggered her.
No one knows how bad Ive suffered, she sobs.
Anyhoo, tomorrow is family day!
Hows that for a fun transition?
(Sorry, Kirk, but she is, and so is your stepdad!)
Indeed, Toya and Ray eye all the beer bottles in the recycling bin skeptically.
Of course, Ray ends up arm-wrestling with Jeremiah.
Of course, Jeremiah gets invited to Thanksgiving at Candaces house.
Of course, I am extremely jealous because I wouldloveto hang with Toya and Ray.
They are without exception kind and understanding.
When you wanna get drunk, you get drunk.
When you wanna get laid, you get laid, he says.
Once the families are gone, its time for beer pong.
Its also time for Kirk and Aimee to make amends.
He apologizes for what he said and compliments her shoving ability.
Then he dog-piles on all his friends.
The last day is appropriately gloomy and gray.
There is no shortage of emotion as the newly forged BFFs head out the door for the last time.
And so the Tin Man gets a heart, and Dorothy gets her chi-chis up.
