Floribama Shore
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Hey, remember how we leftGus and Jeremiah teetering on the precipice of a huge fight?
Well, never mind, theyre fine.
Codi, Im pretty sure you are fully aware that that somebody was you.
Did you forget you were all being constantly filmed for a reality-television program?
But Nilsa speaks a truth that is blazing and righteous: She saw Goody Codi with the Devil.
Codi insists he did not say the word bet, which, well, he did.
Reeling from this unexpected loss, Jeremiah encourages his housemates to invite their families to come visit.
Candace is particularly interested in meeting their parents, because all yall got issues.
Everyone is onboard including Guss mom, who lives a 13-hour drive away except for Jeremiahs parents.
This was before she met Josh, but he nevertheless sours on her immediately.
I really probably dont want to go on this date, he announces to Nilsa a while later.
Her mentioning an ex is a red flag, he says.
In his estimation, there is no way shes ready for a serious relationship.
On the onehandfoot on the headboard, I appreciate Joshs insistence on transparent communication.
(Also, kind of a weird thing to mention, Nilsa!)
On the other, this does seem like a liiiittle bit of an excuse.
The call happened before Nilsa knew Josh existed.
Does mini golf really constitute an eternal entwining of two souls?
Nilsa, who hasnt felt this way about anyone since her divorce, begins to sob.
Youve know this dude for a week, Aimee says, correctly.
(Its hereditary.)
But Fairy Godmother Aimee hasnt exhausted her supply of magic cheer-up dust just yet.
I just wish my roommates were real, he says to no one in particular.
Thats all I ask.
We do not hit in this family!
