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Can you imagine making nearly $3 billion in a single year?
Oh, and then theresAnt-Man and the Waspin July, too.
Jesus, the Marvel Cinematic Universe generates enough revenue to qualify as a small independent nation.
Lets see how the money-making magic happens this time, eh?
Turn that camera around, cinematographer Trent Opaloch!
What, are you trying to make my vertigo act up?
Thats probably the future of movies, anyway, so you might as well get ahead of the curve.
Well, okay, I guess I can tolerate a Dutch angle.
Say, whats that orange thing in the sky?
How about you, Bruce?
Rhodey, any clues?
(Oh, and congratulations on overcoming your partial paralysis fromCaptain America: Civil War, Rhodey!
Maybe Doctor Strange, sitting pretty in his Greenwich Village abode, knows whats going on.
Whos talking, and who is the subject of their sentences?Answer my questions, trailer.
I already know more about this movie than I do about most members of my own family.
The dude being spoken of is Thanos, whose ham-like hands these are.
But whos yammering on about this guy?
Why, its none other than …
… Zoe Saldanas Gamora, a.k.a.
the green lady fromGuardians of the Galaxy!
Apparently, the Talk is quite different in the Thanos household.
He has a shirt that says something or other about lettuce.
Do high schools allow shirts with stupid ironic jokes now?
Ugh, civilization has become a catastrophe.
Wait, does the ring thing leave Manhattan?
What model of Iron Man suit are we on at this point, Mark LCMXVII?
Is that even a Roman numeral?
Hey, its Wanda, the Scarlet Witch!
Her hair seems to have absorbed all the gingerness that Natasha left behind.
Whats she so worried about?
Her robot boyfriend Vision, thats what!
Thanos wants said stone.
Hey, it managed to stay unconquered for millennia, so its not the worst idea.Or is it?
Also in Wakanda are Bruce, Rhodey, Natasha, Sam (a.k.a.
Falcon), and Steve, whose beard remains more delicious than a finely marinated rib eye.
Hey, yknow who else lives in Wakanda?
Vision is in trouble and, according to this little palm hologram, shes on the case.
If Shuri cant solve a problem, then were well and truly boned.
Steve and TChalla ride around in a troop transport full of Dora Milaje.
Look at the way that beard rustles in the wind.
We cant be 100 percent sure, but LEGO appears to have inadvertentlyconfirmedthat its not Tony its Bruce!
Why would the Hulk need to be in Hulkbuster armor?
Could it be that hes lost his powers?
Gamma-rectile dysfunction is a serious problem, guys.
While Rocket looks on, Thor summons the power of the lightning,sanshammer.
Hela destroyed it inThor: Ragnarok, remember?
Come on, get on my level, folks.
Another witness to this moment is teenage Groot.
But its not the Groot you fell in love with in the firstGuardians.
Sorry to shatter your dreams.
My evidence is the fact that humans have yet to get into starfish-flavored architecture.
The soldiers on either side are looking away from him for some reason.
Maybe one of his superpowers is he smells terrible?
If youll recall, Thor also lost an eye inRagnarok.
Mayhap this is the beginning of the flick, when our nasty man boards the Thor-mobile?
Okay, now were getting into the good stuff.
Youll recognize Thors brother Loki, but the rest of these folks are probably new to you.
They are Thanoss lieutenants, the Black Order.
From the left, they are: Proxima Midnight, Ebony Maw, Corvus Glaive, and Cull Obsidian.
He truly brought theGWARaesthetic to the Marvel universe.
Thanoss army of minions, the Outriders, attempt to breach a Wakandan force field.
Strange teams up with Quill on Titan.
You might even say theirs is an … attack on Titan.
Yes, yes, he looks like Voldemort; get over it.
The Hulkbuster doesnt seem to be supereffective against the Outriders.
Also: This is me dealing with my cats whenever I attempt to take a nap.
How great would it be if that ended up being the legit name?
And finally, young Peter swings into battle using his Stark-tech battle suit.
Shell out $16.75 for an advance ticket to find out!
