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The Bitchelor has it all.
Part parody, part homage, and part fever dream, it is simply an amazing journey.
IfLucas Whaboom Yanceyhad been under Rus tutelage, we probably would all be shouting Whaboom, bitch!
at each other over brunch.
You know, true romance.
Are there more tub-based challenges in theDrag Racefuture?
Better get that waterproof mascara, queens.
The drinkingWhat made Stacey Elza shove a pair of underwear in the Bachelors pocket?
What made Jordan Branch twerk upside down?
What made Alexisa shark-ass bitch?
Whats always fueling all the drama behindThe Bachelor?ALCOHOL!
But The Bitchelor flipped thosepuritanical ideas a middle finger with a sequined press-on nail.
RuPaul got the final eggplant after visibly lusting after the lead.
Kennedy Davenport said her favorite thing about Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman is, and I quote, That dick.
You wont see anything like that on ABC.
So strangely, one of the things that The Bitchelorgot wrong aboutThe Bachelorwas that it wastoodiverse.
Come through, diversity!
