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So, what canRiverdaleteach you about competitive wrestling?
Archie doesnt seem to know how to wrestle very well, but Kevin definitely does!
(Hes been obsessed with getting on the wrestling squad for the whole season.
Thats why heruns in the woods, remember?)
Kevin is very excited, but Archie is not having it.
Archie, of course, gets chosen.
(A key part of wrestling seems to be that you should sulk a lot.
Spin the other guy around in the air a lot.Wham!
Hiram flips Archie over and he is down.
Always remember to flirt.Another key aspect of wrestling is all the flirting you do before you wrestle.
In Archies case, that guy is Chuck Clayton.
It also helps ifJaden Smiths Watch Meis playing in the background, as it is during this scene.
Push the other guy around a lot.
Just push him!This will be very effective.
Or just grab people and throw them!Aim for the center of the mat for better cinematography.
Hold it for so long it becomes awkward and vaguely sexual.
Youve finished theRiverdaleguide to wrestling.
Now go out, put on some spandex, and try sparring with a local rival.
