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According toQueer Eye, the patterned collared shirt is the solution to all your woes in life.
Its an all-purpose utility player in any wardrobe.
If a man needs help broadening his sense of fashion?
Give him a patterned collared shirt!
If a man needs help building the confidence to come out?
Give him a patterned collared shirt!
If a man needs help charming his wife?
Give him a patterned collared shirt!
Such is theQueer Eyeway.
May you be inspired to mix up your wardrobe with new colorful and yet tasteful well-tailored looks.
Look, hes done just that!
Sure, its a plaid pattern, butplaid counts.
Tan thinks about all he has done for Tom, patterns-wise, in a Hawaiian pattern.
Episode 2
This is the most pattern-heavy episode.
(Hey, thatsalso a play!)
Bobby is also in a patterned shirt.
As we said, he likes them, too.
This is Tans happy place: Just look at all the patterned shirts in the background.
Bobby is hard at work in another patterned shirt of his own.
See, theyre multiuse!
Later, he switches into a dressier patterned collared shirt.
When youre trying to welcome patterneds into your life, but youre not sure if youre bold enough yet.
Episode 3
Bobby is ready for the road in a flowery patterned collared shirt.
Tan is going to change your life and he just needs a few patterned collared shirts to do it.
near the end of the episode.
This is how we know that hes gay, but still partially in the closet.
Then,ta-da!, Tan gets AJ into a a nearly identical shirt.
Other people have also started to wear patterns and collars.
There is no escape.
Episode 5
Look at that grin.
Look at that pattern.
Tan is up to something.
This random guy at the barbershop is inon it.
I can show you the world, shining, shimmering, patterned.
A whole new world!
A new fantastic point of view!
Episode 6
Bobby shouts encouragement from the protection of a collar with a pattern.
(Though, to be clear, Bobby is the only one with a collared patterned shirt.)
Crew because I have the same one in white and blue.
To be a good man in 2018, you must embrace pattern-fluidity!
(Also, I like how Tan always starts the guys off easy with muted colors.)
Whats that peeking out from under Joes jacket?
Its a subtle little pattern.
Hey there, pattern!
Tiger, tiger burning bright, in the pattern of the shirt.
Straights, they grow up so fast!
Here, take a few more patterns for the road.
Even the kids are wearing collars with patterns.
The queer agenda has won.
Weve updated with clearer terminology.
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