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So how good is the sex in theFifty Shadesmovies, really?
Which is the sexiestFifty Shadessex scene?
This is a question that we, and math, have set out to answer.
(Thats two different metrics, since were gauging both adventurousness and sexiness.)
The peacock feathers are a nice touch, but you do wonder how Christian is sourcing them.
He does not seem like hes one for ecologically minded sexcapades.Kinky rating:4/5 whips.Fuckery rating:3/5 eggplant emoji.
The scene is scored to Moondance by Van Morrison.Kinky rating:3/5 whips.Fuckery rating:2/5 eggplant emoji.
Is Ana still having herself some fun?
Is she just wistfully thinking back to the well-polished butt silverware from the night before?
