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Today is Ted Dansons birthday!
Do you know who cares about that, possibly more than Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen combined?
And he got it!
Behold, all the moments Michael attempted to assuage fears with the power of his strong and manly hands.
We at Vulture hope that Mr. Tompkins only uses his supercut powers for things as uplifting as this.
No wait, I want that.
Someone c’mon make that.
