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Honestly, Kristen Bells white-hot gown and Issa Raes blue mermaid dress never stooda damn chance.

And now, Vulture HQ, too!
You know who was really excited to take pictures of this purse?
Getty Images, Heller jokedon Instagram.
You know who wasnt?
Every other photographer there.
Another year, Shutterstock.