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Nobody loves Christina Aguilera more than I do, Weirsaidduring his delightfully scathing (as always) commentary.

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But this pair is a little square to be giving us Candyman realness.

Lipsinki also cheerfully, cuttingly suggested they should have chosen something else.

Did Szolkowy think he could really get the Russians to gold with Christina Aguilera?

Was he secretly trying to sabotage them?

Are we reading way too much into this?

Anyway, the real lesson is: Dont skate to Candyman, unless you candy man can.