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(If Jesus can rise again, why cant Chris Pine!)

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Hollywoods leading Chris wearing a tracksuit and fanny pack!

Reader, I stand before you a changed woman: Chris Pines fanny pack is my new sexuality.

But really a few thoughts on what he could be stashing in there:

Me.

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