Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
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Just how gullible is our favorite feisty half-witch?
There I was, a witch without a coven, with no one to understand my plight.
Father Blackwood wanted to use brute force, remember?
To make Sabrina do as the Dark Lord requires.
For somebody whose whole M.O.
When do you think shes going to find out this witch killed the real Wardwell?
Sabrina is not interested in having a sneaky supernatural chaperone.
Ambrose offers to make all her teeth fall out, but Sabrina isnt interested.
Points for loyalty and creativity, though.
Harvey confides in Sabrina that he saw the demon from the mines in Uncle Jesses face.
Sabrina gaslights Harvey into thinking hes insane.
Doesnt Sabrina want to eventually come clean to Harvey about her identity?
Half-witch, whole hypocrite, no?
She suggests they take a field trip to the mines together for clues.
Harvey balks: You could break your ankle.
A demon could eat you!
Thank you, Harvey, for just covering the whole range of possibilities there.
Have a brainstorm session?
Is she really dressed for mining?
Turns out some of these tunnels reallydoburrow all the way to hell!
In magic class, Sabrina keeps interrupting to ask about exorcisms.
Blackwood does not buy this, plus he doesnt care.
Who approaches Sabrina after class but NICHOLAS SCRATCH.
Wanna talk about it?
And here things getveryinteresting, because Nick is all, Yes, but you also have two natures.
You go to two schools.
Why not date two guys?
Im down with sharing.
Alas, we must leave this crackling chemistry behind because its time to perform an illegal exorcism.
I love it.)
Wardwell informs the aunts that Edward wrote a rite so witches could perform exorcisms.
Aunt Hilda is down, because shes already been excommunicated and is thus completely out of fucks to give.
The demon is this gross, bloody, slug-looking thing that will be slithering back to hell.
Sabrina will be heading back home and staying there, since shes grounded.
A mortal punishment for interfering in mortal affairs, Aunt Zelda tells her.
Witch Wardwell has succeeded in winning Sabrinas trust, which should have us all very nervous.
Sabrina is still feeling like a failure.
How am I ever going to outwit the Dark Lord?
she asks, and I think: Good Satan, Sabrina, stop telling everyone your master plan!
Ongoing mysteries:Witches have to be pregnant forthirteen months?!
Whats going to happen with Luke and Ambrose now that Hilda spiked Lukes coffee with a little love potion?
What does the apocalyptic prophecy say?
