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9-1-1, whats your emergency?
We recommend playing with a glass of white wine in your hand.
Which 9-1-1 Call Is Connie Reacting to?
Put on your tortoiseshell glasses and get to work.
My son hit his head on a diving board.
My son is being choked to death by a python.
My son fell into a pit while hiking.
My son is getting attacked by dogs.
Someone fell off of a roller coaster.
Someone is being choked to death by a python.
Someone is threatening to jump from a tall building.
Someone flushed their baby down the toilet.
Someone just broke into a suburban home.
Someone is trying to rob a sex shop.
Someone ate a Tide pod.
A window-washer fell off the side of a building.
A woman had an allergic reaction to her cats.
A man is being attacked by dogs.
It is a prank call, not an emergency.
Someone accidentally shot himself.
Someone just broke into a wine store.
Someone is being choked to death by her python.
A gunshot went off on the other end of the line.
A prank caller hung up on the other end of the line.
A sexy fireman is on the other end of the line.
Someone died on the other end of the line.
There is no emergency, this is a prank call.
A pizzeria is being robbed at gunpoint.
A man is threatening to jump from a tall building.
A man accidentally shot himself.
Someone is singing in the middle of the highway.
Someone fell into a pit while hiking.
“My girlfriend just broke up with me.”
“My wife’s ghost is haunting me.”
“I’m in the drive-through, and they only gave me six nuggets in my nine-piece.”
Something’s wrong with Connie’s mom.
Connie’s Postmates order is delayed.
Connie just got rejected by a sexy fireman.
Peter Krause has been choked by his tight shirt.
