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Thank goodness for Carleen, huh?

I was actually laughing during this episode!
With the guys off on a fishing trip, the ladies ofCampingare left to their own devices.
This is the camping trip from hell, yet still Carleen is all bright-eyed and optimistic.
It is boggling to think that she and Kathryn grew up in the same house.
Also, why do these sisters want to hang out with each other at all?
I know, I know, we could ask that about everyone here (and I have!
), but it seems most glaring with the McSorley sisters.
I realized I could never be like her, she explains to Jandice, but my hair could.
Honestly, as far as reasons for questionable hairstyle choices go, thats a great one.
She needs to cut her hair, and Jandice is going to do it.
To keep Carleens mind off this traumatic event, Jandice wants to hear about how Carleen and Joe met.
This story is so ridiculous its perfect.
Carleen was Joes wifeshospice nurse.
The day of the funeral, Joe drove Carleen home and they had sex in his car.
Also, [she] left [her] keys at the mortuary.
At least Carleens hair looks great, right?
Sol and Joe yes, Joe!
And thus, Carleen continues in her sunny little bubble.
to Walt baring his soul to his friends.
Shes changed since the surgery and its been hard on both of them, he tells the gang.
And then he drops the real bomb: They havent had sex in two years.
No one can believe it.
Joe even needs to take a walk to process that fact.
Fishing trips are weird.
While he was gone, Orvis got into Walts iPad and found Walts porn.
He of course thinks its an invitation to finally have sex and pounces, and Kathryn pushes him off.
It gets very awkward until finally Walt blurts out, Are we ever going to fuck?
and Kathryn slaps him across the face.
Hes too much of a wimp to tell her thats not at all what he intended.
That should be fun later!
Here are Jandice and Kathryn defined in one exchange of dialogue: Isnt it funny how things work out?
You just cant fight it.
you’ve got the option to, if you try hard enough.
Lesbianism is the tits, she tells the teen.
Sol seems … happy?
Ask before you pick up my child.
Dont steal from people who fucking deserve it.
Dont make people mad.
Her response: A nest of paper?
Normally they use twigs.
Who am I to say?
Ive never been a bird.
Oh Carleen, you treasure.