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Good or bad shes the hero here, Joe!
Maybe its because Carleen is still missing and Kathryn wants to act like its no big deal.
Maybe its just because Kathryns a dick and literally everyone in the room hates her at the moment.
Its probably a mix of both.
Yes, drugs for everyone.
What-fucking-ever, this night couldnt get any worse, she tells the group.
And thats when things really get weird.
Everyone is high out of their minds.
Well, first Kathryn army-crawls across the floor to get to Nina-Joy, then they hash things out.
Apparently, Kathryn is the one who told George about Nina-Joys affair, and shes sorry.
NJ doesnt want to hear it unless Kathryn has actually thought about what shes done.
That may never happen for Kathryn.
Honestly, Kathryn McSorley-Jodell has never seemed so normal all it took was a little ecstasy.
She was saved on the side of the road by a young man.
Carleen is really havinga time.
Shes not the only one.
When the motorcyclist who saved Carleen pulls of his helmet surprise!
And thats the final straw for Nina-Joy.
Shes heading back to the tents with Braylen.
George is 0 for 2 with the ladies this evening.
George and Nina-Joy arent the only ones ending things at the birthday party.
But yes, of course, shell take some ecstasy from Jandice everyone else is doing it.
Your girl came to throw down and she does so, with her own rendition of Cups.
People start to get extra sloppy.
That one seems like it stings.
Soon, Kathryn and Walt are the only ones left in the barn.
No, definitely not.
Just a reminder: Walt is her husband.
And finally, after everything, weve found Walts breaking point.
Campfire Stories:
As you may have guessed, Harry is the coolest babysitter.
She lets Orvis eat Chef Boyardee out of the can and watchBody Heat.
(Great William Hurt callback, BTW.)
Something good should come out of this weekend, right?
Its not a skin cream, Im just getting fucked should definitely be the title of a memoir.
Not mine, sadly, but someone should scoop that up!
Ill never not laugh at the way other people continue to describe Carleen.
I ate a chili cheeseburger and then cried toSeinfeld, but it turned out to beE.R.
Now, see,thatshould be the title of my memoir.
Okay, serious question: Where can I get Nina-Joys yellow cardigan?
