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Folks, believe it or not, theres anotherStar Warsmovie coming out in a little over three months.
However,Solofinished on schedule and the first teaser trailer was released this morning.
Lets hop in the Falcon and take a gander, shall we?
We begin with a hand flipping switches and pressing buttons with the deft confidence of one ofReynolds Woodcocks seamstresses.
Whose paw could this be?
Were never directly told, but I mean, come on.
Ive been running scams on the street since I was 10, a voice intones.
Okay, so whos bragging and riding this whip?
Honestly, Id trade aStar Warsspinoff movie forHalf-Life 3, and I know Im not alone.
I was especially fond of seeing this habit in the wonderful, pre-Disney gameThe Force Unleashed.
Again, I know Im not alone.
Im gonna be a pilot, Han continues.
Best in the galaxy.
Jeez, we get it, buddy.
The first two notes of theStar Warstheme blast at anInception-esque volume.
We only see this dude from behind, but Im assuming hes Han.
The familiar corridors of the Millennium Falcon.
Well, maybe your memory will be jogged by …
… the exterior!
Did you know there was once a story treatment for aStar Warsprequelthat featured a ship called the Century Eagle?
Theres something that looks like a space lighthouse in the background.
Presumably nearby, Han meets up with a coated figure near some ancient-looking spires.
Who is this windswept gent?
Why, its …
… yet another wise older mentor character played by Woody Harrelson!
Hey, why mess with a good thing, right?
This time around, Harrelson is embodying an experienced criminal dude named Beckett.
Well have to wait for the press tour to find out if Woodys stuck to his newno-marijuana policy.
Okay, back to the team lineup.
And that does it for the team montage.Or does it?
Next, we see Han in what is acting like the obligatory Cantina knockoff.
Give us a growl, buddy.
Next to her is a gross little creature in a floating jar, presumably part of the act.
Qira is also present, sporting what looks like an intergalacticLBDand a slightly frizzy perm.
I mean that as a very high compliment.
Our heroes fly away from some nasties in yet another ship.
Im guessing the array of vehicles in this sucker will rival that of any flick starringthe Family.
I might be the only person who knows what you really are, Qira tells Han.
he replies with a laugh.
The answer is, of course, A guy who looks and sounds absolutely nothing like Harrison Ford.
Han & Co. make a getaway yet again while tailed by some Imperials in a pretty rad-looking space cloud.
But pull it off Han does, although I have to say, the maneuver is somewhat underwhelming.
Han gets cocky, against his ownfuture advice.
And sure enough, his cockiness is rewarded by a flight into a series of enormous space tentacles.
If youre intotentacle erotica,Solowill clearly be theStar Warsfilm youve always waited for.
