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This season taped in Tahiti, and returning characters Captain Lee and chief stew Kate havent changed a bit.
This one is all Im relaxed!
Or the drunk guests will fall off their jet skis into the reef and also die.
He wrote in his casting packet that his passion is to heal through the creative art of cooking.
The daughter of a trucker, she just came off a fishing boat in Alaska.
I spit, I burp, and I have a temper, she says.
Even more beastly is the decor.
But no, not this time.
This vessel is all bad art prints and tassels opium den meets museum gift shop.
Now I consider myself a free love artist, he says.
This is how I woo women, he adds.
Hes known in theBelow Deckguest canon as the one with the foam party gone awry.
How does one get the job of being a primary on this show?
Because, as if being on once wasnt great enough, they often get to come back.
Dear Bravo, I have said this before but I will say it again: I volunteer as tribute.
I will drink all the vodka.
I will demand annoying diet food and strange gum.
I will wear zebra!
Better yet, I will wear whatever Kasey wore on the reunion ofBelow Deck Med to breakfast!
Steves requests include a picnic on a black-sand beach and servers dressed as Cupid.
Is a heart-shaped birthday cake any problem for you?
Captain Lee asks Resident Free Spirit.
After the guests arrive, Kate shows the primary his master stateroom.
I even have a desk in case I wanna work, he says.
He claims to have a home with 17 bathrooms and refers to his room as my stateroom.
Adrian is at work in the kitchen hollowing out pineapple halves and plating quinoa with a square metal mold.
Adrian responds, Its like a delicate woman.
My nipples are sticking out … did you notice that?
I dont know whats more gross being prompted to notice his nipples or his drink order.
He serves shrimp bisque garnished with a coconut Thai foam.
Adrian tells Kate the air-conditioner is blowing on him while Caroline calls, Kate!
says Josiah, who says he doesnt want Kate to be disturbed when shes talking to the chef.
Caroline is furious that shes been shushed.
Coming up this season: someone has an hour in their cabin or else!
Captain Lee gets so mad he needs a minute!
And words that I am pretty sure have never been uttered onBelow Deck MAN OVERBOARD.
