Below Deck
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Im not overly excited to spend my eveningfryingfood?
But hey, its their life.
Then Rhylee sasses Ross over the radio in an exchange about setting up Jet-skis or something.
I have things to do, too, she says with Captain Lee listening in.
He calls Ross into his office to ask him why hes letting her speak to him like that.
The guests retire to the top deck where the slide has been deployed for requested after-dinner use.
Feeling slightly bad, she lies that she cant go down the slide because she cant swim.
Which is hilarious because we know shell obviously be incompetent anyway.
The new stew is Laura and she arrives wearing a flouncy off-the-shoulder top and tiny trouser shorts.
She meets Kate and asks, Whats your name?
like she has no idea what this famous reality stars name is.
She unabashedly scatters her commentary around the boat like unnecessary decorative shells: White carpets!
Who made THIS bed?
Its a bit STAINED.
Im just a DOER.
Adrians verdict is that she seems remarkably ditzy given that shes from Canada.
Kates verdict is that shes annoying.
Meanwhile, Ross gets drunk and realizes that the more he drinks the hotter he finds Rhylee.
The next morning, Rhylee, all giggles, says she enjoyed Rosss advances.
The new deckhand comes aboard just before the guests.
His name is Tyler and hes a walking stereotype.
I want to make a living jumping out of airplanes into forest fires.
The word gnarly was somewhere in there but my eyes were rolling too hard to transcribe the exact quote.
Ashtons leg gets caught in the ropes and he gets dragged into sea, still tethered to the yacht.
Before we see Ashton sweet Ashton!
emerge from the water, we hear a tortured scream, someone say hes drowning!
and learn the episode is to be continued.
