Below Deck
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Caroline wakes up in the Bed Bath & Beyond floor display serving as a guest cabin.
At the preference sheet meeting, we learn the next guests are ten picky eaters, including two children.
They are a walking Vera Bradley duffel bag, in both appearance and personality.
Yes, a house with a Chandler living in the basement.
Pearson is the 4-year-old who likes his steak medium and his water sparkly.
His parents brag about how their kids dont eat chicken fingers they eat the same food as they do!
This conversation has happened a million times now and is so office-worker and boring.
She knows hes stressed out and had an off night and isnt concerned.
Im not even sure she knows how to make a glass of water.
After breakfast, the idiocy begins to unfold that leads to one of Captain Lees best-ever outbursts.
The deck team has to help the guests with an excursion to shore to swim with stingrays.
How hard can that be, right?
Instead of preparing for the stingray thing, Chandler has the crew running around taking out Jet-skis and slides.
Lee looms above on the deck, in silent judgment of the incompetence.
He says his previous feedback to Chandler went in one side and out the other without hitting any obstructions.
Perhaps when Chandler is done with this show he can find a job in the Trump Administration.
Kate tells Lee the guests arent happy, and he descends into a downward spiral of fury.
Im gonna eat somebodys ASS for dinner.
fail to clean it up, and leave the children (the children!)
to step in it, and bleed from their feet.
Cool job, Chandler!
