Below Deck
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Chandler is the man from theNew Yorkershort story Cat Person, and this episode is here to prove it.
Fond of diminishing women?
Massive solipsist?Ding-a-ling!
Special interests include eating ice cream, feeling sorry for himself, and walking around slowly with mugs.
Lee says its all Chandlers fault.
Hes all, Am I supposed to tell them to unload stuff?
He manages to present the guests with stuffed mushrooms and various meats for their rock-star party.
First, Caroline has to serve part of the breakfast.
The guests observe, Shes just running back and forth and she never knows anything.
Master Pearson, the toddler, later asks her, Which way are we going?
But instead she freaks out and says, Youre asking theWROOONNNGGperson.
And the lady is like, Canyou make a bloody Mary?
with desperation creeping into her voice.
Lee calls Chandler to his office early that morning to ensure hes not going to fuck it up.
Chandler and Rhylee have a wonderfulJerry Springer-style fight after he accuses her of dropping towels on deck.
Seven handkerchief dresses later, the guests are ready to go.
Ashton smirks and says Chandler is managing to drop both the ball and the guests.Ding-a-ling!
Lee tells Caroline to make drinks to serve when the guests step back onto the boat.
Meanwhile, Master Pearson steps aboard right onto her bed of glass.
He bleeds and cries.
Caroline sees what has happened to the small child, and makes it all about her.
She says she feels sick, and Lee tells her to calm down.
Well, the guests did seem more upset about Adrians mahi-mahi than their little child stepping on broken glass.
And Adrian, a savage bitch who, remember, despises Caroline, remarks, 80 percent.
This forces Caroline to relay that she greeted the guests with a nice sandy bed of glass shards.
Kate says, Flesh wounds are not five-star, and banishes Caroline to folding laundry.
Kate loses it with Lee because shes had to do everyones work all night with no help.
Lee forces the deck crew to work for Kate until she has things under control.
Ashton likes it because he hasnt been managed all season and is yearning to be managed!
He sits with Caroline, who is slurping up noodles, and folds white linens with her.
And Chandler says Kate is not my boss and calls her a glorified housekeeper.
), and, hopefully, Chandlers long-awaited demotion.
