Below Deck
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Below Deckis not fucking around this week and I am so unbelievably here for it.
Well, ants or Josiah whoever comes first!
It certainly wont be Caroline.
Caroline, who has a sinus infection now, says she is sad.
When Kate sees this, she has feelings.
But Caroline accuses her of covertly abusing me all season.
Caroline still wears her uniform and Adrian, all sassy, is like, Youre not coming?
I would like to give you all my two days, she says.
Josiah and Kate look a bit stunned, because what a weird way to quit!
Get you some Tahiti STDs, she says.
Rhylee wishes the girl good luck and she goes, Good luck for what?
Did the producers book the van for that purpose?
Did Ashton break into this van so they could do it?
Ashton returns to the boat, his T-shirt stained with the dark soot of van sex.
I feel badly that she was somewhat abused over her foot infection, but she is also super immature.
Who doesnt go to work because of abad dream?
Whats more, has anyone whos ever had a dream had a GOOD one about their job?
She tells him shes decided not to finish the two days and he says she cant do that.
And shes like, I sure can, get out of my cabin!
And stays in bed pretending to sleep.
Who gave this nutcase a lock?
she says mostly for the purpose of Caroline being able to hear what shes saying, which is mean.
Ross finally turns off the music and goes into Carolines cabin where she cries.
Lee seems to feel bad when he can see that other people feel bad.
The primary both manages wealth and what do you know yacht charters.
One guest, who youll remember knows about yachts, is all, YOU FORGOT THE GAS?
NOT VERY PREPARED, ARE WE?
And then we learn that Ross forgot to give them the dry bag containing insect repellant and ponchos.
Another glass-breaking stew moves onto the boat and Ashton literally risks his life for this shit.
