Below Deck Mediterranean
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Get out your tackiest jewel-toned caftan and uncork the limoncello, becauseBelow Deckis back in Italy!
This seasons returning characters include Hannah, whos feeling reflective.
As a childless 30-year-old, she says, ordering baby shampoo with no baby makes her feel dead inside.
She never explains why she orders baby shampoo.
To bathe the charter guests, who are babies?
To bathe her similarly infantile co-workers?
Between seasons, he got a van and drove it from San Diego to Canada.
Shes from Long Island and lives with her parents, who dont let her do laundry.
Conrad is the 23-year-old bosun/long-lost member of PRETTYMUCH.
She describes her ethnic background as beef stew.
His previous boating experience consists of driving the Fire Island ferry.
Hannah breaks off with her team to find out if they can tend bar.
Over at the first deckhand meeting, both Conrad and Joao mansplain how anchors work to Colin.
Even though thats obviously exactly what they want.
As the guests wait for Adams slapdash cornucopia, they get really hangry.
We need some protein immediately!
and I have some stale pistachios with my edibles!
they cry in desperation.
Do you have honey-roasted anything?
one of the squad members wants to know.
Then Hannah offers to bring them bread, and the redhead barks, I do not eat bread!
as though she were just offered an aperitif of arsenic.
but makes them a second dinner anyway.
Another of the women asks for spaghetti.
They are used to luxury vacations, she declares, and yesterday was a day of concerns.
