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Conrad freaks out like a cat under a hose and says he just needs time to himself!
Joao mocks him: Hes 23 and he needs time on his own.
This leads to another of theirReal Housewivesfights, in which Conrad threatens to hit him.
Joao who was seeking this very reaction acts victimized.
Then, the others rush over to confirm no one gets slapped.
Joaos high road is about as high as the Holland Tunnel but okay.
The next day Hannah passes Conrad on the stairs and refuses to acknowledge him.
Meanwhile, Brooke and Kasey make beds and complain about Hannah not doing any work.
The editors cut in shots of Hannah asking where the crab forks are and walking around drinking a Sprite.
Then Conrad and Hannah meet on the boat to decide to get back together.
Hannahs take on the situation is, You cant be mad at me because of how Im programmed.
Adam is once again determined to impress the guests because theyre Sandys friends.
Hannah takes a nap while the guests ride Jet Skis and Brooke sets the table.
Kasey and Brooke also complain that she takes five or six cigarette breaks a day.
No wonder Conrad doesnt want to get in the habit of buying her cigarettes!
For some reason Brookestays in bed with himinstead of running in the other direction.
Everyone but Hannah, Conrad, and Jamie help with setup.
Conrad passes putting the water toys out onto Jamie, who does it well and with glee.
While hes slicing it, Conrad wanders into the kitchen demanding ham.
If she hasnt found out anything about Joao thats upset her thus far she probably wont ever.
Which is sound advice for not only this bunch but just about anyone prone to clubbing.
While Brooke borrows Hannahs Ralph Laurens, Joao and Kasey flirt in the crew mess.
And then the season will end, so hopefully well learn at the reunion that Brooke has moved on.
Someone even slightly less disgusting would be a monumental improvement.
