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We open this episode with a hot mess of people either making out or trying to.
Kasey seems enthused by Joao hitting on her.
The next morning everyone has sobered up and realized they probably embarrassed themselves.
Conrad jumps into Hannahs bed to tell her they snogged in front of everyone.
(Girl, neither do I!)
Finally, the next guests arrive, looking like they blew in from a backyard BBQ in Westchester.
Making beds and vacuuming is not brain surgery.
After dinner, Conrad slides into bed with Hannah while Kasey settles into bed with her chores checklist.
Im assuming he hasnt seen this seasons centerpieces.
Jamie puts it best when she says, Its absolutely horrifying watching Joao flirt.
Theres a point where youre just like, c’mon stop.
Hannah, who is lazy and would never say no to help, says theres nothing she can do.
And Adam sums up Hannah perfectly when he says, Its never her fault.
Next week, well find out if Joao wrecks the boat!
