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Conrad goes to console her and Hannah gets mad because the person hes consoling called her lazy.

Brooke has internalized Joaos nastiness toward his No.

Around the corner in the Nespresso closet, Hannah acts all chummy with Kasey.

Which is a great thing to tell your boss when shes as petty as Hannah is.

Which would probably be true if she hadnt also just met Joao.

Hannah may be feeling insecure about her image on the boat, because she helps Kasey do laundry.

At dinner that night, Hannah forgets which plate has no dairy in it.

He asks them to lift the bowls and inhale like this is Eleven Madison Park.

Hannah got lucky, but what if someone came on the boat with a deadly nut allergy?

Would she forgetfully serve them nuts and then ask, Are you allergic to nuts?

After dinner, the crew has to participate in, as Hannah says, something around an arrow.

Conrad says hes tired of walking on eggshells around her, and that love shouldnt be this way.

Today I will choose to be happy.

Conrad says that over the past two weeks, its all changed!

Which confused me because, dont they film this show in like four weeks?

Hannah and Conrad seemingly break up after she demeans him by calling him sweetheart.

And Brooke gets upset because Joao feeds Kasey dessert the exact same way he feeds it to her.

I dont know if hes trying to make me jealous or if hes a serial flirt, wonders Brooke.

The sad thing about this is she thinks theres a difference in those two things.

Next week, there will be another episode, but I may not be back to recap it.

Im obviously way too negative to do anything like that.