Below Deck Mediterranean
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Its the mom jeans of reality-TV scenes.
Youre so sick of it and yet you cant resist it.
Because he doesnt trust Hannah to pitch the food to them as anything more special than the No.
The primary declares that the crispiness of the fish is Michelen star, for sure.
Meanwhile, Captain Sandy crashes the romantic dinner Conrad is enjoying with Joao in the crew mess.
Sandy tells Joao that shed hire him as bosun.
Conrad admits that Joao is excellent at kissing Sandys ass.
Meanwhile, Kasey and Jamie discover that the guests have animal masks lined up on their bed.
Like, the kind youd wear if you were a squad of teen-girl serial killers in a horror movie.
Conrad tells Brooke that he like[s] Hannerr and that shes beautiful and lovely.
Hannerr can be seen flopping around her bunk like a beached fish.
The next morning, Adam does a stretch on the deck before making the guests cinnamon rolls.
He makes sandwiches and puts cherry tomatoes in the toothpicks holding them together.
Hannah doesnt care and tells Adam to just put everything in the fridge.
This annoys Adam understandably because you dont put toasted bread or sandwiches in the fridge!
Otherwise you may as well be the Cibo Express at the airport.
I cant stop crying!
Hannerr packed the desiccated starfish to decorate the napkins with.
The waves pick up around Capri, sending two of the guests and Kasey to the bathroom to barf.
Hannah checks in on Kasey, who says she puked but then went to turn down the beds.
Sandy decides to move the boat so it doesnt tip over in the night and everyone can stop barfing.
Sandy sees them canoodling, which only pisses her off further.
The next morning, Bravo makes it look like the guests spend hours and hours using the slide.
After the guests depart, Conrad asks her why their vibe is off.
Sandy tells him shes annoyed that hes always canoodling with Hannerr.
She can see how she likes that!
Hannah has fashion sense to assert!
