Below Deck Mediterranean
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A squalls afoot near the Isle of Capri.
From there, the editors begin methodically making Joao look like a self-righteous dick.
He picks a fight with his wee boss Conrad about how to wipe down the tender.
Joao says that in Zimbabwe, he learned to challenge authority when authority disagrees with him.
Joao uses his Zimbabwean nationality as an excuse for all of his odious behavior.
At last, Kasey gets to remove her head from the trash can and leave the boat.
Then Kasey tells him shes allergic to raw fruits and vegetables, which connects to her latex allergy.
(I briefly Googled this so you dont have to and this connection does seem to exist.)
The primary, no longer subjected to Hannahs face or Adams vegetables, enjoys eating in a restaurant.
Ass cake it is!
At the dinner table, the primary forces everyone to endure each others company while wearing diamante masks.
Hannah returns with lobster for everyone except Dinner Napkin, who gets duck.
This prompts Sandy and the primary to get involved.
Everyone agrees Dinner Napkin just told Hannah she doesnt like seafood.
Sandy fetches Dinner Napkins preference sheet to show her that she never specified she was anti-duck or anti-shellfish.
She says all she wants is a piece of chicken.
A drawer of shoes, despite having just moved onto a boat where youre not allowed to wear them.
He asks Brooke, who speaks English, if she knows what ghosted means.
The meal finishes with the revolting image of Joao chugging red wine before pounding his limoncello.
They move on to some club or other, where Hannah grinds on Joao.
To show everyone he means business, he says Hannah has a goat laugh and insults her age.
Adam then tells Joao to STFU because Im sick of listening to this.
And so are all of us.
