Below Deck Mediterranean
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Only this week, shes accessorized her night look with Hannahs Ralph Laurens a.k.a.
Joao says he called her materialistic because he was being honest.
Which is exactly the kind of excuse a sociopath would use.
Brooke tries to change the subject by asking what Hannah and Conrad will do in Prague?
In the van, Hannah says Joao should go back to Africa.
Which, you dodo, of course it does!
This is a TV show!
Finally we cut to Adam for some analysis of the situation: She knows shes materialistic.
She doesnt wanna hear it.
I dont like hearing Im a dick.
I know Im a dick.
Take Hannah, who is subjected to a conversation in which he says, God is love, right?
Hannah runs to gather all the necessary ingredients for a made-from-scratch bloody mary celery salt!
and forgets the vodka.
At lunch, the primary claims that saying a blessing before eating actually changes the molecules in the food.
Joao takes it upon himself to sit and converse with the guests.
Conrad notices and flies into a rage.
Conrad sees Joao sitting and talking to a guest on the monitor in the crew mess.
Youve got a ninth guest, he sasses to Adam, who replies, Oh, thats cute.
I couldnt tell what she was watching but it might have been Bravo?
Hannah says she sometimes does laundry and provisions.
Brooke says provisions only take 20 minutes.
Next week, well get to enjoy some of the same old fighting and some exciting new stuff!
