Below Deck Mediterranean

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Brooke claims beach picnics can take two to three hours to set up.

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Brooke has to do the entire thing without Hannah, who is vomiting up her anxiety in her bed.

For Hannah, that adversity is her anxiety.

Conrad expresses concern for Hannah but also concern for his job.

Since the guests are constantly wasted everyone was just like LOLZ and moved on.

Joao feels the slide should be tucked into the boat, but Conrad is determined to tow it.

Dont tell me to shut up, mate, one of them says.

the other replies, like a Real Housewife.

Conrad ends up towing the slide with the tender anyway, looking like a little Lego person.

Sandy is so impressed she takes a picture.

Kenny and his squad declare that the twice-baked potato was the best theyve ever had!

And the crew agrees that serving these weirdos is much easier when Hannah isnt there.

The next morning, Hannah has to go back to work.

Her first order of business is to make a Nespresso and gossip with Kasey about Brookes love life.

The newly calcified Kasey sees right through this move and says she wont be fooled by Hannahs fake friendliness.

Adam receives a huge delivery of onions.

Because you know how Kenny loves games.

Before the season ends I hope Adam applies the same sense of ingenuity to the centerpiece supply cabinet.

Sandy tells Conrad the reason he did a good job yesterday was because Hannah was bedridden.

Naturally, Conrads next move is to spend the next eight hours off the boat with Hannah.

Sandy says fine if its just a Coke and not hours and hours.

After the bar, Kenny and Amber ride around in the tender with Hannah and Conrad.

Hannah is tucked into a towel next to Amber like theyre BFF.

Kenny has traded his man blouse for a blue T-shirt that says NEW MONEY.

Odious as it is, I guess you have to hand it to him for owning his personal brand.

She finally reaches him and orders him to take Hannah back to the boat.

Hannah may have beenaroundher work but she certainly wasnt working.

I wanna fire her fucking ass, Sandy says as Hannah returns.

Im sick of that girl.

Go to your cabin.

Im going to come see you when Im calm.

Go to your cabin.

Im on the verge of fucking firing you Hannah.

Hannah sulks downstairs wondering what the fuck is going on?

I mean, probably nothing since without Hannah there would be no show but still!

How exciting it will be to see her get her ass handed to her next week?