Below Deck Mediterranean
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Joao says he cant believe Adam is allowed to get away with not making him a meal.
Hes the Marie Kondo of the high seas!
Now, common sense would lead most people to light sparklersoutsideversusinside, whether they were at land or sea.
As exciting as this is, Sandy apologizes the next morning so her anger was of no consequence.
Shouldnt Hannah have been punished with night watch?
Or, even worse, night watch with Joao?
Now, heres where Bravo indulges in really lazy editing.
Since brown rice takes 45 minutes to cook, he forces Hannah to talk him into having potatoes instead.
To be on this boat with these people!
Its the saddest moment of Bravo since like 10 of Liza Vanderpumps dogs died in one day.
The guests have lunch at a table adorned with a piece of coral and some bright blue aquarium gravel.
The next day, the primary parades about in a sheer, floor-length leopard caftan before leaving the boat.
Judging by next weeks preview, theS.S.
Jezabobis coming, and we should all be as scared as that sounds.
