Below Deck Mediterranean
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Everyone is in a bad mood this week onBelow Deck Mediterranean.
Except the departing vibrator-packing charter guests.
Choppy seas and slow-moving dry toast wont get those gynos down!
Sandy, however, is a different story.
Hannah runs to her cabin in tears after Sandy tells her that breakfast service sucked.
She slept four hours and works 19-hour days, she says.
After the guests leave, Sandy expresses relief that they didnt complain about the service.
Of course, this is ridiculous.
Besides, there were no slides or Jet Skis or nonedible noodles on this charter.
Joao calls this yin yang bullshit.
Hannah goes out in a lavender cold-shoulder romper she may have stolen from the first primary.
Kasey tells us she feels confused by him, but also gets these glimpses of amazingness.
Joao holds a dinner napkin up to his chest as though a set of breasts.
If this is the first man Kasey sleeps with in eight years, I will die.
Hannah storms out to smoke a cigarette, dragging fair Conrad with her.
They learn about the next set of guests.
The primary is kosher, which has Adam in a panic because now he has to order new meat.
If the trailer for next weeks episode is to be believed, you never know with her!
Have you seen the film?
Er read the book?
she asks Adam, who replies, Pretty sure Ive just read the CliffsNotes.
Brooke then tells us she thinks Adam is sexy.
The next group of charter guests are assholes.
Upstairs, the guests are sitting down for a nice lunch of Chinese chicken salad.
Hannah asks them if they want wine, and they say no, they only want tequila.
Hannah says she cant keep track of whos vegan, kosher, paleo, gluten-free, etc.
I understand his anger here.
Im super excited about next week when Brooke lights a sparkler indoors!
If no one dies, at least we all will, metaphorically.
