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and Joao and Brooke making out within a thicket of liquor bottles.
I cant believe it took her this long to get to this point but YAS GIRL.
He is a walking MRA Twitter account.
He speaks about women like hes choosing a cookie from the free-food table at the office.
Brooke admits, I do tend to be drawn to people who are players and womanizers.
Which is a socially acceptable way of saying shes attracted to misogynists.
Colin looks down at his purple washcloth like Bambi just died in his arms.
He even discards a root or two of ginger for good measure.
Brooke wears a one-piece that looks like the wallpaper in your aunts powder room.
This is why women need frenemies like Hannah.
Here, at least Hannah is warning her, even if she cant see it and wont listen.
This sends Hannah into a rage, which at first I was like, So immature!
Her label-dropping is getting a little out of control for this show.
If I wanted to see 30-year-olds brag about their purses Id be looking at Instagram.
Hannah starts crying and walks downstairs to her bunk without offering an explanation.
Sandy runs after her asking if she has food poisoning.
Hannahs like, its not food poisoning its love poisoning!
And Brooke reveals that she has no idea what Positano looks like.
The girlis on Instagram how does she not know???
Which I would assume is just his version of a selfie.
