Below Deck Mediterranean
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Somehow, with Joao at the wheel, no one dies before the tip meeting.
Joao goes on to tell Brooke that Hannah is fake and hes not afraid of her.
In her confessional, she tells producers shes too busy grocery shopping to teach some girl how to iron.
But what do I know?
I wouldnt know how to work a boat iron either.
A defining characteristic, this is not.
Fancy meals you dont have to pay for are the same everyone likes that!
Yet Adam makes a big stink out of it, like hes the only one actually appreciating the experience.
Youre a fucking psycho, Hannah says.
Then Conrad scurries out of the restaurant to listen to her complain and inhale her cigarette smoke.
You are such a bitch, he says, giggling and hugging her.
Then they make out a little bit before going back inside.
Is this what Conrad needs to feel turned on?
Someone who verbally abuses others?
They get to an outdoor drinking establishment, and Brooke passes out in a chair.
Brooke cant speak for herself shes sleeping, right?
Ill be her voice.
He tries to get Hannah to stop with the photos, which restarts their fight.
Then they haul Brooke into a van where she sprawls across Hannah and Conrad.
Brookes takeaway is that Joao is a gentleman (!).
What did this Hannah do with the Hannah in the first episode who just wanted to become a mom?
Unless wine moms go to Ultra Music Festival now?
The next day, the new guests arrive and are just awful.
When the primary sees the master suite, he says, This is where the magic happens.
At which point, I dont know about Kasey, butIgot seasick and vomited out my window.
